EMR in PA

[XENO]

That's awesome thanks man I can't wait

[Radar]

Thanks for all of the information. That is really great! I cannot wait to see you all there.

[Aardvark]

Y'all are welcome! Can't wait to rock the field with y'all! It's rare that we ever get to run alongside each other without any pressure from the Generals to do anything except have fun (and mow faces!)

[Aardvark]

RULES OF THE QUEST
The “QUEST” consists of Two Big Armies, the (KNIGHTS) and the (REPRESSED PEASANTS); both of which are searching for the “HOLY GRAIL”. Within the Realm are three other separate entities that the player will have to deal with: (THE MAIDENS OF CASTLE ANTHRAX), (THE FRENCHMAN) and the (KNIGHTS WHO SAY NEE).
The HOLY GRAIL is the ultimate goal of the QUEST and to find it and turn it in at Ye Ole Ale House is worth 1000 Points. If the GRAIL is found, it will be rehid someplace within the kingdom. There are many False Grails of much less value throughout the kingdom, however they are still worth 200 points if turned in at Ye Ole Ale House.
There are 7 Flag Stations located throughout the Kingdom as marked on your map. Each of these Flag Stations have a ROYAL STAFF that is PURPLE (ROYALTY) on one End and Yellow (PEASANTS) on the Other. To claim the flag station, place the staff in the cone with your color up. Whichever Color is up on the ½ Hour will receive 100 Points. Flag Stations # 2, 4, & 6 will be worth 200 points because they are heavily guarded by the FREMCHMEN, MAIDENS of CASTLE ANTHRAX, and the KNIGHTS WHO SAY NEE. Some Flag Stations will be checked on the half hour and the hour while others will be checked on the ¼ hour and the ¾ hour. Only the Mexican Whooping Llamas know when.
There will be missions assigned to each Commander every 40 minutes to retrieve objects of value and points.
CASTLE AAARRGH ( Castle NumbSkull) and CASTLE ANTHRAX (Fort WAR) both have a Flag located inside and if Captured and removed from the Castle counts for 200 points if shown to the nearest ref. If you can take it to the opposite Castle without being shot and present it to it’s occupants, it is worth an additional 300 points. There are Three Royal Keys located in various locations in the Kingdom that of found and taken to a ref by one of the Castles, can be used to remove the flag without a fight. Just Present it to the Castle Ref. After removing the Flag, all Knights and Peasnats must vacate the Castle.
To cross the Gorge of Eternal Peril, you must first cross the Bridge of Death. To do this, Individuals or the Group leader must answer a Question concerning the Movie from the Troll. Answer wrong and you and your group are sent to the Dead Zone. Answer Correctly and receive 100 points and you and your group may cross the bridge without being shot. Np Shooting at anyone or group standing on or at the bridge.
To cross through the LAND OF THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY NEE, You must either fight your way through or present them with a shrubbery from the shrubber that roams the realm. This is worth 100 Points. You must purchase the shrubbery from the shrubber with a Royal Coin, which must come from your commander. Of you present the Knights with Two Shrubberys, you may purchase their Fighting Services to attack either Castle AAARRGH or Castle ANTHRAX.
Other items familiar to the QUEST involve Herrings, Arrow Notes, and Coconuts. If found and turned in to Ye Ole Ale House, they are each worth 50 points. No Hoarding of the items, must keep the failing trade economy flowing, so turn them in.
The BLACK KNIGHT plays on the side of the Knights and can only be taken out by hiting and marking both of his legs and both of his arms. His elimination is worth 100 points.
NOT DEAD FRED plays on the side of the Peasants and can only be taken out by a Head Shot. His elimination is also worth 100 points.
The KILLER WHITE RABBIT has long Pointy Teeth and kills anyone that comes in his path and can only be eliminated by blowing him up with a HOLY HAND GRENADE of ANTIOCH. These Grenades can only be purchased at Ye Ole Ale House with two Royal Coins. If you successfully blow the KILLER WHITE RABBIT up with a quarter size paint mark from the grenade, it is worth 100 points. One per customer. It is best to not antagonize the rabbit unless he shoots at you or you will feel his wrath.
The BLACK BEAST of AAARRGH also shoots anyone within his realm and can only be eliminated by shooting the Animator that travels with him in his Sketchbook that he must carry in one hand. Eliminating the Animator eliminate the Beast and gets you 100 Points.
If approached by English Bobbies, do as they say and do not fire on them. They are looking for the killer of the Professor and are prone to arresting players and taking them to Ye Ole Ale House for interrogation.

[RIPPER]

And you can use this link.

www.emrpaintball.com/tippmann.shtml

[Aardvark]

I tend to cater to lazy people, so I figured it'd just be easier to pull the info.

[Radar]

Aug 8, 2012 1:55:01 GMT -5 Aardvark said:

I tend to cater to lazy people, so I figured it'd just be easier to pull the info.

Haha, nice!

[Oak]

TL;DR

I demand more spaces in between paragraphs, you heathen.

[Aardvark]

Hey, I demand more hot women play paintball...


But we can't all get what we want.

[Tower]

Hey everyone its tower,
I am planning on coming to EMR pending that the ship pulls in early which i am hoping will happen. If we do, I wouldn't get off until late so i would be running down there with sunny (Havoc) and wouldn't get there until later that night. Just wanted to let everyone know whats going on! Talk to you all soon!

Tower

[Tower]

Hey everyone its tower,
I am planning on coming to EMR pending that the ship pulls in early which i am hoping will happen. If we do, I wouldn't get off until late so i would be running down there with sunny (Havoc) and wouldn't get there until later that night. Just wanted to let everyone know whats going on! Talk to you all soon!

Tower

[Badger]

Hi everyone its Badger...
I was planning on coming to emr if my work didnt blow me over.. but they did. so i have to work friday and saturday night. so take pics for me and i'll see you all soon.

[Badger]

and btw. I will be completing my last scenario @ Fulda Gap as long as we have people going.

[AriEs]

It's ok. We're sad but hope you shoot some fools for us on Sunday at our home field. BTW, were you meaning that you're going to complete your probe-ship after the Fulda game?

[Badger]

yeah. thats what i meant.